@OliKneller
These pigeons are more fashionable than I am.
harry’s kisses are probably so nice he’s probably really sweet and slow at first but then once he gets into it and he starts using tongue and he goes down kissing your neck and leaving hickeys all over you and he has his hands on your waist ok wow no
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sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
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real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
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i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
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those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday
